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Post by cccadence on Jul 23, 2019 14:55:44 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oml I can’t stop giggling and I am out in public and people are starring at me 😂
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Post by Tiffany-Ann Michaca on Sept 3, 2020 14:42:25 GMT -5
Okay, so here's what you do. And it only works if you're a human. You break into a neighbors house, make sure they didn't invite you in. Steal their biggest bag of salt and their queen sized bed, and head out to their front lawn. Pour the salt out only onto the live parts of the grass. Now this is important, make sure its a smiley face with fangs circled around you, face in a north-easterly direction with one eye closed, fingers crossed, and balancing on your LEFT leg as its tied to the bed post. Make sure you're carrying a steak and some holy water in case the vampire turns on you. Don't use a cellphone, electricity is a beacon, like blood in the water for sharks. Okay, then you dig up your nose to find the golden path, then point it to the moon. Now, sing the brony anthem backwards while wearing an upside down ankh and turn around in a quarter circle and yell: "I call onto you Edward the Sparkly and Blade the Black, hear my please for help, I bring you glitter and salt! VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEE!!!!!" Then sound your horn while perched upon the highest tree limb you can find within a 30 meter radius. (if you aren't having trouble getting higher with that bed tied to your leg, you aren't doing it right) GO NOW! This, is the only way that you can ever get a vampire to turn you. Wtf😸😹😹😹😹 i laughed @ the part where u said "Break in to ur neighbors place & steal the biggest bag of salt & their Queen sized bed." I'm sorry it's just too funny plus, ppl in my neighborhood b robbers high jacking cars, stealing items in cars, or breaking into ppl's homes.
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Post by Tiffany-Ann Michaca on Sept 3, 2020 14:45:34 GMT -5
I've myself heard if you sing Na Na Na wear a dress made of feathers and peanut butter, after singing Na Na Na run around screaming "I AM THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!" then rub the dress on your face, now we get to the most important part, find the nearest zoo and let the kangaroos out while screaming "I AM GAY SATAN!" then lead an army of said Kangaroos to take over the world and make me supreme overlord (the last part is the most important). 😸😹🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm a queer girl but, I'm allergic to peanut butter.
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