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Post by decayingnecropolis on May 25, 2012 2:09:28 GMT -5
Okay, so here's what you do. And it only works if you're a human. You break into a neighbors house, make sure they didn't invite you in. Steal their biggest bag of salt and their queen sized bed, and head out to their front lawn. Pour the salt out only onto the live parts of the grass. Now this is important, make sure its a smiley face with fangs circled around you, face in a north-easterly direction with one eye closed, fingers crossed, and balancing on your LEFT leg as its tied to the bed post. Make sure you're carrying a steak and some holy water in case the vampire turns on you. Don't use a cellphone, electricity is a beacon, like blood in the water for sharks. Okay, then you dig up your nose to find the golden path, then point it to the moon. Now, sing the brony anthem backwards while wearing an upside down ankh and turn around in a quarter circle and yell: "I call onto you Edward the Sparkly and Blade the Black, hear my please for help, I bring you glitter and salt! VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEE!!!!!" Then sound your horn while perched upon the highest tree limb you can find within a 30 meter radius. (if you aren't having trouble getting higher with that bed tied to your leg, you aren't doing it right) GO NOW!
This, is the only way that you can ever get a vampire to turn you.
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Post by gwg on May 25, 2012 15:08:02 GMT -5
hahahahah I am on it! I have heard covering yourself in vasoline naked and squirming around in your neighbor's garden is a reputable way to attract any vamps in the area.
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Post by name on May 13, 2015 10:09:17 GMT -5
lol
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Post by name on May 14, 2015 7:54:43 GMT -5
wait a second you are a brony?
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Feb 15, 2016 4:05:30 GMT -5
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Post by berkthefirst on Feb 15, 2016 4:05:30 GMT -5
XD that's great! Also, Is it sad that I'm a pegasister and didn't even know there was a freaking Brony anthem!?!
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Post by Emilee on Feb 15, 2016 10:48:52 GMT -5
Sadly, I love MLP as well and didn't know there was a brony anthem.
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Post by berkthefirst on Feb 15, 2016 12:22:49 GMT -5
XD but that post though, seriously XD
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Post by name on Feb 16, 2016 9:36:20 GMT -5
I've myself heard if you sing Na Na Na wear a dress made of feathers and peanut butter, after singing Na Na Na run around screaming "I AM THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!" then rub the dress on your face, now we get to the most important part, find the nearest zoo and let the kangaroos out while screaming "I AM GAY SATAN!" then lead an army of said Kangaroos to take over the world and make me supreme overlord (the last part is the most important).
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Post by berkthefirst on Feb 16, 2016 10:55:04 GMT -5
I love that song! But unfortunately I won't be doing such activities as 1.its cold outside here and 2.well that parts pretty obvious XD
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Post by darkangel2016 on Apr 8, 2016 11:31:19 GMT -5
how can i know if im a vampire alot of weird stuff is happening
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Post by berkthefirst on Apr 8, 2016 11:36:47 GMT -5
how can i know if im a vampire alot of weird stuff is happening did you read the website? |
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Post by Emilee on Apr 12, 2016 15:33:40 GMT -5
how can i know if im a vampire alot of weird stuff is happening Considering the thread we're on, you have to steal your neighbor's Queen sized bed and tie it to your ankle, then let loose a fury of songs from the depths of your stomach. Only then will Jesus shine on you the answer. |
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Post by berkthefirst on Apr 12, 2016 16:26:13 GMT -5
XD you have a point
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Post by sondra on Aug 19, 2016 20:45:08 GMT -5
I can't stop giggling about this!
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Post by berkthefirst on Aug 24, 2016 14:35:41 GMT -5
I can't stop giggling about this! its great isn't it? XD |
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