|
Post by shadow0121 on Jan 21, 2015 22:04:57 GMT -5
Once apon a time there was a prince named windbreaker. This prince believed that his sole purpose in life was to kill the foul wind. Unfortunately his favorite food was asparagus and when he ate asparagus the foul wind would come and when it came he would mount his hoarse and chase the foul wind until he could no longer smell it. One day while searching for the foul wind he came apon a cabin. In the cabin a couple lived. He approached and knocked. Prince: open up peasant I search for the foulness of they wind. Peasant: come in sire there is no foulness here. Prince: bring me asparagus I hunger. Peasant: yes sir. Prince: *eats asparagus then smells the air and yells* I MUST RIDE I SMELL THE FOULWIND APPROACHING, I MUST SLAY THE! Peasant: *laughs* then goes inside. The prince forever chases the foul wind never returning home...
So what do ya'll think?
|
|